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    Alinuta

    41. Alinuta: Mama, mama bunicul ciocaneste.
    Mama: Lasa-l sa ciocaneasca.
    A: Mama bunicutul ciocaneste inca!
    M: Lasa-l sa ciocaneasca!
    A: Mama bunicutul nu mai ciocaneste!
    M: Bine atunci mergi si opreste robinetul de gaz.

    2 stars Nota medie: 2 din 5 voturi.

    42. Alinuta: Mama, la usa e un nenea care strange donatii pentru azilul de batrani.
    Mama: Bine, dai-l pe bunicul.

    4 stars Nota medie: 4 din 7 voturi.

    43. Alinuta se saruta cu Ionel. Acesta zice:
    - Alinuta vezi ca ti-ai scapat guma la mine in gura.
    - Nu nu e guma. Sunt doar racita...

    3 stars Nota medie: 3 din 7 voturi.

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