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    Blonde

    41. Un batran intreaba o blonda: daca un tip ar incerca sa o violeze,ar striga dupa ajutor?
    Blonda zice:
    -Numai daca tipul nu s-ar descurca.

    3 stars Nota medie: 3 din 8 voturi.

    42. Intr-o seara, un cetatean cu o galeata intr-o mina, cu o nicovala in cealalta, cu cite o gaina sub brat, se uita nedumerit,cind spre stinga, cind spre dreapta drumului. Din spate il ajunge o blonda. Cetateanul necajit de-atita bagaj o intreaba:
    - In ce directie e gara, domnisoara?
    - Mergeti cu mine ca si eu merg intr-acolo.
    Dupa vreo o suta de metri blonda zice:
    - Daca ma gindesc bine,eu n-ar trebui sa merg cu dumneata.
    De ce don'soara?
    - Pai ai putea profita sa ma violezi.
    - Cum asa don'soara? Cu atitea in brate?
    - Sigur, ai putea pune galeata jos, nicovala in galeata si gainile le tin eu.

    3 stars Nota medie: 3 din 3 voturi.

    43. De ce blondele iau mai des pilule anticonceptionale decat aspirine?
    Pentru ca ele lucreaza mai mult cu p... decat cu capul...

    2.5 stars Nota medie: 2.5 din 7 voturi.

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