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    21. Slodatii la raport afara. Vine comandantul si spune: Mai misca careva? O voce din spate raspunde: Pamantul, domnule comandant. Comandantul: Cine a spus asta?
    Raspunde din nou vocea: Galileo Galilei.
    Comandantul: Galileo Galilei, un pas in fata!!!!

    4.5 stars Nota medie: 4.5 din 3 voturi.

    22. Sergentul intreaba:
    -Bula,de ce tot te plimbi pe langa magazia de munitie?
    -Vreau sa ma la de fumat!

    5 stars Nota medie: 5 din 1 voturi.

    23. Sotia generalului pe patul de moarte:
    Stii dragul meu daca tot mor, vreau sa iti recunosc ca in toata viata mea nu te-am inselat decat de 2 ori: o data cu colonelul Ionescu si o data cu Regimentul 24 infanterie....

    5 stars Nota medie: 5 din 1 voturi.

    24. Un colonel strange totii ofiteri si subofiterii ca sa ii anunte ca a doua zi la ora 5.00 dimineata se vor deplasa pe un loc mai intins pt antrenamente din cauza lipsei de banii se vor deplasa cu o singura masina cu remorca ofiterii vor merce in masina iar subofiterii in remorca.Masina va pleca la ora 5.00 intrebarii?un subofiter ridica mana "am inteles ca masina pleaca la 5.00 dar remorca cand pleaca nu va suparati?"

    3.5 stars Nota medie: 3.5 din 3 voturi.

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